jocelyn is dead meat.

[relaxzoolander]

joc....make way for the relax-zoo-master! :D

[morgan]

What the hell? Ok so you have 69 posts, thats pretty cool but whats with the Joc Is Dead meat, did I miss something?

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=morgan]What the hell? Ok so you have 69 posts, thats pretty cool but whats with the Joc Is Dead meat, did I miss something?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]Big welcome to Relax !
I have more posts than you... but not for long I bet... LOL[/QUOTE]

Guess you missed it... ;)

[jocelyn]

Maybe I'll rank better for Dead Meat now... LOL !!!

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=relaxzoolander]joc....make way for the relax-zoo-master! [/QUOTE]


Psst... Morgan...
Can you get a bacon and egg face smilie...
I could show you some tricks...

[relaxzoolander]

...not the relaxzoolander kryptonite! :eek:

[relaxzoolander]

for anyone concerned about jocelyn...
he is not really 'dead meat'.
its just a 'funnie'. :p

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=relaxzoolander]for anyone concerned about jocelyn...
he is not really 'dead meat'.
its just a 'funnie'. :p[/QUOTE]
Yeah... don't think we're throwing pies at each other...lol
Unless it's like Laurel and Hardi... as buddy's...

[relaxzoolander]

i think we had morgan a little concerned for your welfare. :)

[morgan]

No I just wanted to barbeque "Joc on the spit" style heh

[relaxzoolander]

not too sure about that bbq thing...have you seen the shape of that dudes head?!? :eek:

[morgan]

dead meat, dead meat dead meat dead meat!

Sorry guys just spamming, trying to rank for dead meat lol

[relaxzoolander]

oh...i though you were just throwing a tantrum or something.
the best kind of meat is dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315).


:p

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=relaxzoolander]not too sure about that bbq thing...have you seen the shape of that dudes head?!? :eek:[/QUOTE]
You guys may be DEAD starved...

Don't throw a too big MEAT party here... only 128 pounds of MEAT and all... take out the head, bones... so not much MEAT left here...

This is a DEAD MEAT thread... please contribute...

[dilligaf]

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I had the good fortune of running into a nigritude ultramarine (http://www.nigritude-ultramarine.com/nigritude-ultramarine/nigritude-ultramarine.asp) who had just returned from Iraq (http://www.georgewbush.com). His first words were Téléchargement de jeux vidéo PC (http://www.cribbage.ca/francais.htm). I consulted the SEO forum (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum) for a translation and it said: if we have to move on (http://www.moveon.org) to things like community radio (http://www.wmnf.org) and national public radio (http://www.npr.org) if we expect to see democracy now (http://www.democracynow.org).

But in my opinion if we can't clean up the pollution (http://www.pollution.com) we're all gonna be dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) anyway.

[Cyber-SEO]

What do you call a Dead cow? Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315)

[Robert]

[QUOTE=morgan]dead meat, dead meat dead meat dead meat!

Sorry guys just spamming, trying to rank for dead meat lol[/QUOTE]

If it is "spamming", it should mention Hormel* and be something like

dead luncheon meat dead luncheon meat dead luncheon meat.

[SIZE=1]Disclaimer: *spam is a registered trademark of Hormel, a reprocessor of dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315), who, at the time of this posting, has not yet endorsed or contributed to this thread in any way.[/SIZE]

[SEO_AM]

I am not going to dignify this thread with a post... You are all dead meat. :p

[chachi]

At least it is not another one of those nitrous fed submarine threads.

[Robert]

Wow, in g00gle already! Don't try to go against SEO guy, or you're dead meat.

This sure shows the power of text on a page. For example, the other thread pointing out this page's rank itself ranks #1 for dead meat joke. (#2 if your reverse the terms to joke dead meat)

That was fast! I hope that it is as quick and beneficial for things like nigritude ultramarine (http://www.nigritude-ultramarine.com/nigritude-ultramarine/nigritude-ultramarine.asp) and such.

Anyway, speaking of dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315), jokes and such...

Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A: "dead meat".

Well, I guess I better get busy if I am going to be able to put meat on the table. Gotta work until I'm dead and perhaps even a couple years after that. Thats because I'm so dead tired that I won't even know when I'm dead meat.

[mamainmichigan]

You guys are crazy. Have I mentioned that I am a postaholic. LMAO. Um and all this talk about dead meat is getting on my nerves. Vegetarians rule! Sorry had to throw that in.

I need to get a life. I spend more time reading crap than doing anything else.

[Cyber-SEO]

If you spend more time reading crap then doing anything then you are Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315)

[jocelyn]

http://www.google.com/search?q=dead+meat&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&start=40&sa=N

We are number #43 for dead meat.

For the dead meat info go here : Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315)

[mamainmichigan]

Your not going to persuade me to help with your DM cause. If you want to get to the top for that woo hoo! I ain't contributing. LOL Umm if I am correct on things I see who wastes the most time around here. It ain't just me. Its Saturday. Its my day off. Besides if I am not having fun at this I might as well go back to working a regular sucky job.

[SEO_AM]

Hi Patty. Now that you are on this forum too, you will get even less work done. Welcome. :cool:

[jocelyn]

I'm not working because I go on forums... hummm...
But... got to see that seo guy dude forum... LOL

[mamainmichigan]

I have been on here the entire day and accomplished nothing. See what you guys are doing to me. Gees. Actually I have been doing something. I am trying to figure out how to do something. If I knew what I was doing better it wouldn't take me twelve hours to do something the rest of you could do in fifteen minutes. But I am learning.

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=mamainmichigan]If I knew what I was doing better it wouldn't take me twelve hours to do something the rest of you could do in fifteen minutes. [/QUOTE]
I did read what you are trying to do. But I'm dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) when it comes to PHP.
Since Jocelyn is dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) on this subject he cannot help you on this.

Really sorry...

[dilligaf]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]I did read what you are trying to do. But I'm dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) when it comes to PHP.
Since Jocelyn is dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) on this subject he cannot help you on this.

Really sorry...[/QUOTE]
Sorry to hear that jocelyn is dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) on this one. I'm dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) with PHP as well but may be able to assist with ASP. Many think ASP is dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) with the advent of aspx. But I still love it. But I guess that may be "beating a dead horse" which would by definition be dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) anyway.

[complainer]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]http://www.google.com/search?q=dead+meat&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&start=40&sa=N

We are number #43 for dead meat.

For the dead meat info go here : Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315)[/QUOTE]
I go away for a couple of days and look what I miss out on. You're now 4th for dead meat and, what's even funnier, there's a Google Adwords showing up for dead meat.

[SEO_AM]

Joc, just noticed your "new" avatar. God that looks familiar... :eyes:

[jocelyn]

Yes, I asked for the rights to the owner. It was aproved...lol

[SEO_AM]

He is such a sweetie (lol). Hey, do I get a toaster or microwave when I hit 100 posts?

[jocelyn]

Naaa... you don't even get a birthday card so... lol

[wyrickj]

Well in my opinion any one who reads this post is dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) LOL Just kidding. This post is making me LOL all night long LOL LOL LOL LOL. Maybe we should start a LOL forum post LOL.

[dilligaf]

The dead meat thread (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) has made it to #21. So anyone entering dead meat (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=dead+meat&btnG=Google+Search) looking for dead meat sites or references on dead meat will find the dead meat thread (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) if the go past the second page.

[jocelyn]

Wow will hit the dead meat second page soon... this is great.
Now if we use too many Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) on this tread it might trigger a flag and the whole thing might become dead meat to Google. Maybe we should have a dead meating about this. But if we don't trigger a dead meat flag, we should be able to move from that dead meat (http://www.google.com/search?q=dead+meat&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&start=20&sa=N) Google search to this much nicer Dead meat result page (http://www.google.com/search?q=dead+meat&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&start=10&sa=N)

Take care dead meat lovers

[SEO_AM]

Joc is spamming this site with Dead Meat. 8-|

[RideQ]

Hey, Were in the 20 Spot for our posts on Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315)
Amazing how big a small fire can get.

Speeking of fires, I hear that the Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) book is not really cool in the number one spot, and this forum is much more exciting.

[dilligaf]

The dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) thread is now on page 2 of the SERP's. I'll bet all others coveting high rankings for dead meat, deceased animal flesh, toten fleisch etc. are starting to realize they're dead meat.

[RideQ]

This just in, with predicted advancement of the Dead Meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) issue, SEO (http://seo-guy.com) Guy has been offered big money for advertising space, from the Vegans, and furr haters of America!
This could be an untapped resource for dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315) marketing!

[dilligaf]

Is dead meat, dead meat? I may have missed it but for the hell of it thumbed through about seven pages. If so and it holds... sig values?

[dilligaf]

Well, back to 23, there goes the sig values comment. Oh yea, dead meat, dead meat, meating, meater, meats, deads, deader, deading and dead meat.

[jocelyn]

Number 20 here in Montréal. Been second page for a few days now...
Sig's don't carry much value, and I already have nigritude links on my site so... no dead meat links... lol

[jocelyn]

Hey buddy... Your PM is full... time to sweep a bit...

[Nick0r]

Back to the topic of this thread! :useforce: :shoot:

[jocelyn]

Yeah right ... back on topic... Dead Meat page spotted in the SERPS position #17... it's gonna stick on 2nd page now I think... not bad for 2 430 000 dead meat pages... even have an adwords ad on the SERPS... lol

Look at #3... http://www.drunkenboat.com/db3/liu/deadmeat.html ... I think we have to smoke a big one to dig this or it's because I'm french... lol

<warning> The above is a themming test using an outbound link to an authority site </warning>

[wyrickj]

Oh no not this Dead Meat thread again LOL. This is one of the most LOL threads I have read here.

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]<warning> The above is a themming test using an outbound link to an authority site </warning>[/QUOTE]
Well look at this... we are #11 today... is this just a coincidence or this dead meat 'authority' outbound link is the cause of this jump... lets see if it sticks...

[jocelyn]

We are still #11... I guess it's sticking.

[jocelyn]

Wow... we dropped... #25

Maybe some more related linking ?

[jocelyn]

Last link was like BEARK...

Dead meat lyrics (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/2561/lyrics/deadmeat.html) don't know the song but it's much better than the poem of the first authority link.

[jocelyn]

Bump !

Lets see how long it takes to move from 72-74 in serps after this thread is back on the sections main page.

[Cygnus]

Deat meat,
Dead meat,
So smelly,
Like feet,
Lacking the proper nutrition,
Made dead by use of munition,
Dead meat, dead meat, dead meat

I got nuthin'

[jocelyn]

It's been a while since this one was awaken... lol

[dilligaf]

TFF! I thought the same thing when I saw your other post earlier. But then I figured that it being dead meat on Google would verify that it's dead meat.

[Chairboy]

#41 on yahoo under KW dead meat, in hot Sarasota Florida, dead meat won't last long in this heat, 95 degrees today!!

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=dilligaf]TFF! I thought the same thing when I saw your other post earlier. But then I figured that it being dead meat on Google would verify that it's dead meat.[/QUOTE]
I could not resist... it was stronger than me... I'll have to go back to my group therapies again.

[dilligaf]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]I could not resist... it was stronger than me... I'll have to go back to my group therapies again.[/QUOTE]TOO INFINITY..... AND BEYOND!!! (smiley here)

[smindsrt]

Oh boy here we go again.

Dead Met time.

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=smindsrt]Oh boy here we go again.

Dead Met time.[/QUOTE]
I missed that message... sorry buddy... lol

[smindsrt]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]I missed that message... sorry buddy... lol[/QUOTE]

I think you just like being dead meat (http://www.seo-guy.com/forum/thread315.html).

[relaxzoolander]

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http://www.relaxzoolander.com/files/copy.jpg

.

[SEO_AM]

RZ... anybody can write lyrics that rhyme. Can you now put it to a real catchy tune that will make "Joc is Dead-Meat" sell as a super popular hit single?

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=SEO_AM]RZ... anybody can write lyrics that rhyme. Can you now put it to a real catchy tune that will make "Joc is Dead-Meat" sell as a super popular hit single?[/QUOTE]Yeah and then make a group... something like THE OPTIMIZERS... make a world tour...

[SEO_AM]

RZ... if there is a world tour of The Optimizers, don't let Joc have his way with all those young female "groupies" that will try to tear his clothes off.

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=SEO_AM]RZ... if there is a world tour of The Optimizers, don't let Joc have his way with all those young female "groupies" that will try to tear his clothes off.[/QUOTE]
That's if they can go through the barricade of paparazzi following us all over the place... don't forget your sunglases guys, those camera flashes...

[smindsrt]

[QUOTE=SEO_AM]RZ... if there is a world tour of The Optimizers, don't let Joc have his way with all those young female "groupies" that will try to tear his clothes off.[/QUOTE]

Now that sounds fun.... I will learn to play an instrument just to be in the Optimizers and get my share of groupies. :p

[dilligaf]

[QUOTE=smindsrt]Now that sounds fun.... I will learn to play an instrument just to be in the Optimizers and get my share of groupies. :p[/QUOTE]I call the tambourine! (second choice: the kazoo)

[SEO_AM]

Seeing as how I have no musical talent... I will stay in the hotel room with the "groupies" to protect them until you guys get back. Ok? :p

[jocelyn]

I'll do as usual, lie on the stage and do my epileptic dance... you know like a worm you just stepped on... groupies like that, drives them nuts... but it's hard on the cloths...

[dilligaf]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]I'll do as usual, lie on the stage and do my epileptic dance... you know like a worm you just stepped on... groupies like that, drives them nuts... but it's hard on the cloths...[/QUOTE]TFF but... who nees clothes when you've got groupies?

[relaxzoolander]

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.[/QUOTE]

no. 48 on yahoo:
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[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=relaxzoolander]no. 48 on yahoo:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=sfp&p=dead+meat

http://www.relaxzoolander.com/files/copy.jpg

.[/QUOTE]
Humm.... I see 38 on yahoo...

[relaxzoolander]

yep...38 now.

http://www.relaxzoolander.com/files/copy.jpg

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[Cygnus]

And now a message from our sponsors at the Dead Meat Concil...

Dead meat

Thank you.

[jocelyn]

We are back on #52 ... Dead meat search (http://www.google.com/search?q=dead+meat&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-41,GGLG:en&start=50&sa=N)

It's the new rewritten dead meat (http://seo-guy.com/forum/lastpostinthread315.html) thread too ...

[SiteTutor]

Dead meat (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2650922?htv=12) was actually a movie. How can they name a movie

[SIZE=7]Dead Meat?[/SIZE]

[jocelyn]

[QUOTE=SiteTutor]Dead meat (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2650922?htv=12) was actually a movie. How can they name a movie

[SIZE=7]Dead Meat?[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Sounds better than road pizza... lol

[smindsrt]

#41 and climbing

[dilligaf]

[QUOTE=jocelyn]Sounds better than road pizza... lol[/QUOTE]
That reminds me.... Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Just to prove to opossums and armadillos it could be done.

(A southerners dead meat (seo-guy.com/forum/lastpostinthread315.html) joke)

[jocelyn]

What was the prize... a stuffed giraffe...

[Mikle]

hehe
nice avatars guys ;)

[dilligaf]

Jocelyn's pear shaped head on a stuffed Giraffe... now that would be dead meat (http://seo-guy.com/forum/thread315.html) .