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11-14-2004, 11:31 AM
You go here
Put in a url and get this
"a bomb diggity collection of search engine schnizzle"
SEO Guy 'n tha dude's company of search engine experts truly thrive on competition 'n on achieving da highest search engine rankings, know what I'm sayin'? We hope that yo' ass will consider izzle SEO Services first n' shit.
SEO Guy's services are completely flexible, wit izzle optimization packages based on da particular need of each client n' shit. Whether yo' ass require a complete Internet Marketing solution or yo' ass just need some help developing yo' link popularity 'n Page Rank, SEO Guy can help!
11-14-2004, 11:42 AM
Yo my man, that some funny shit 'n yo found. If yo ass 'n need of laffin', give it a ride bro. That's nasty ass wippin' shit ma man.
11-14-2004, 02:16 PM
and then there are other possible translations :D
The Cockney version
SEO Lad Services Ltd is the industry leader in Search Engine Optimization, Rankin', and Positionin'. Cor blimey guv! Us years of internet marketin' experience and us technical aceise make us SEO Services among the bleedin' most sought after Search Engine Marketin' Services in the world! Wiv a sophisticated understandin' of 'ow search technologies rank web pages, our SEO Aces ensure that businesses' and associations' web sites are at the bloomin' right top of search results evry day.
The Hacker version
SEARCH ENGINE ANKINg AnD ORU sEO COMPANY
IN TEH SeARCH ENGI|\|E OPTIMIUZATION (S3O) WORLd, SEARCH ENGIEW RaNKNIGS SPEAK FOR TREHMSEVLEZ!!!!!!1~~ if an eo compo4nyc an rank itz own sitE on teh first pAge fo seo s3aerch esults, thAt company ahz alreasdy d3mnstrted itz pfrofessional efefctivenesz/ az u mighrt have noticed, w3 rank on teh first paeg fro virtually 3vary seo rle8d k3yword - sdeo compaNy, seo servic3s, seo consuultiNg "seo expart" - jUst t Point 0u ta f3\/\/, i OW JOO WITH TRHESE KINDS OF RANKUINGS iN THE OCMPERTITIV3 SE0 WOORLD, IT IS NO W0NDAR THAT SO MANY AJHVE CHHOSE US A STHEIR SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION C0MPANNYU..
and the (no personal insults intended) Moron version.
Bou' SEO Guy
SEO Guy's parpicitashun in f'ums, duuhhhh, search engine optimizashun philosophy 'n approach t' webuhb consultigg
Search Engine Consultigg
I take pride in the, uh, the work I habe done, uh uh uh, whedeh I habe ackid as a consultant or done a c'plete optimizigg package
Any of the above might have inspired the addition of a spell check feature to the site ;)
Ducking and running now ....
11-14-2004, 05:09 PM
LaryL lol you and G money Joc can hang with the slangnizzle, woof :cool:
11-14-2004, 05:37 PM
That's hillarious :D
11-14-2004, 08:21 PM
[QUOTE=dirtdog1960theone]LaryL lol you and G money Joc can hang with the slangnizzle, woof :cool:[/QUOTE]
thanks for reminding me, dirTdog!
11-14-2004, 10:20 PM
Hey LaryL, which side of Toronto did you grow up on where you learned to speak and write like that?
11-14-2004, 10:34 PM
[QUOTE=SEO Jason]Hey LaryL, which side of Toronto did you grow up on where you learned to speak and write like that?[/QUOTE]
The fun side! Don't let SEO Gerry see this thread - he might have apoplexy!
11-14-2004, 10:44 PM
Hmmmm, showing this thread to Gerry could actually be quite amusing if i was around when he saw it.
11-14-2004, 10:47 PM
[QUOTE=SEO Jason]Hmmmm, showing this thread to Gerry could actually be quite amusing if i was around when he saw it.[/QUOTE]
with a digital camera - so we could all see his face? We need a wicked evil grin smilie
11-14-2004, 10:48 PM
i could try for that, but can't promise anything. maybe i could hook up a webcam and broadcast it over this site. hmmmm.
11-14-2004, 11:08 PM
[QUOTE=SEO Jason]i could try for that, but can't promise anything. maybe i could hook up a webcam and broadcast it over this site. hmmmm.[/QUOTE]
Go for it! Just make sure to capture the streaming video so the rest of us can replay it if desired.
11-15-2004, 03:00 AM
Yo Bros - tell me this.
'now that Ya gotta shizzolated door way, won't the biG cops suspect'it as duplicated content man?
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