Dear All,
To celebrate my 100th post I would like to share with you some thoughts about the famous search engine Boogle, and what I have gleamed so far. Some may find it offensive though......
Boogle was started by two PhD students Lorra Sheet and Stoopid Grin, and opened officially in 1996. From a modest beginning Boogle have become a "Global Information Technology" (or GIT) company handling some 75% of all search enquiries on the internet.
Indeed, Boogle now has some 15,000 staff, many of whom are "Program Research-Analysis Technicians" or PRAT's, involved in developing the company's unique product.
But what makes Boogle immediately stand out from other search engines is it's unique algorithm based on it's patented "Computational Ranking Analysis Process" (known as CRAP) that values a site, and hence produces a ranking, based on it's backlinks as well as "on-page" factors.
In recent months, however, changes to the Boogle algorithm have meant that many websites, who like me, think they have a God-given right to be on Page #1 of any search result, now have to wait because they have to spend an indefinite period of "Sandbox Holding Index Time" or SHIT. This naturally has led to consternation and debate among SEO experts, and time will tell if this index holding period is a permanent feature of Boogle, or indeed if it exists at all.
But we can summarise what we know so far.
Boogle are a GIT company, and many of their employees are PRAT's. It's been said they use a CRAP algorithm to evaluate their serps results. Recent changes to the way Boogle weigh new sites, has left many webmasters believing they are in the SHIT.
I hope Boogle come and index my sites soon.....
Cheers,
Paz.
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