Got this and thought it was funny:

Be the very first listing in the top search engines immediately.

Our company will now place any business with a qualified website permanently at the top of the major search engines guaranteed never to move (ex: Yahoo!, MSN, Alta Vista, etc.). This promotion includes unlimited traffic and is not going to last long. If you are interested in being guaranteed first position in the top search engines at a
promotional fee, please contact us promptly to find out if you qualify via email at Yahoo15@speedy.com.pe Please is very important to include the URL(s) you are interested in promoting. This is not pay per click. Examples will be provided.


Sincerely,

The Search Engine Placement Specialists

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LOL...

well you could answer - I want to see these "examples"....

Are you sure you have a "qualified website" ?.... haha

Cheers,
Paz.

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10.3 million entries for Hotels in Turkey but I'm still chipping away.

I'll contact them straight away with my metheslothemiolmonia website.
Actually they'd probably be able to do it for that spelling.
Unless they are complete idiots of course.

Edit - Better not - I'm not sure my server could cope with unlimited traffic.

Yeah unlimited traffic can lead to unlimited billing. You know you get the bill and think... "they must have made a mistake, an 8 dollars bill for my hosting... but why is the 8 on the side ?" ... lol

I love how their list of major engines excluded Google; way to capture only 48% of the market kids!

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Two projects I'm working on: Car Insurance (spidering test) and Auto Insurance

It's now 52% http://www.techweb.com/wire/ebiz/164903432

Four more reasons. hehe

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