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Old 09-27-2005, 02:56 PM
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Rant

Got this from a friend/neighbor about his PC and thought it was funny.

Dude I know you ain't tech support but I either haveta ask you or throw this m*****f****r in the bay. I'll figure out the 'Boneage' thing myself at some point but now I can't get on to the web at all.I get an error message 'The program must close to allow a previous installation attempt to complete.Please restart'

I did not attempt to install any programs... I have rebooted half a dozen times and went to add/remove programs to see if there was anything I didn't recognize.(I deleted 'shockwave' and a new javascript program....don't see anything else) Same error message. Any ideas? Or do I go up to the top of the skyway? I swear, between boneage, worms, viruses and all this stupid f*****g spam, and not being able to get any help from Symantec back there a few months ago after forking over seventy bucks for their antivirals software I'm about ready to go back to pencil, paper and the abacus when I can't figure it out on my fingers. Seems like there is a malevolent force sucking us all in to more dependency as it gets more and more f****d up in the cyber world. I'd like to wring these jive ass Nigerian ****ers necks with their 'URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED' I am Momback Hodeedoh and I have an matter of the utmost importance... yak f*****g yak yak yak'
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Old 09-27-2005, 04:40 PM
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Okay... we have a problem for sure... lol

A computer that bugs is like a car that stalls all the time or like one that will not start. It's one of the ways to see people using refined words. Did techsupport, netword admin... bla bla bla... for years and I learned a lot of new english expressions and sayings like this (I already knew the french ones).

Are we supposed to suggest cures for his bug ?
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:15 PM
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I think we have all felt that way at some point. I can related to this...... I get emails like this from my parents all the time......... although this one was much funnier.

A computer that doesn't work right has to rank up there with the most annoying things in life.
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Old 09-28-2005, 02:39 AM
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Are we supposed to suggest cures for his bug ?
No, I just thought it was funny. The last one I got from him in similar desperation his modum wasn't turned on. (smiley here)
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:56 PM
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Sounds like he needs a nice big bowl of zanex flakes
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Old 09-28-2005, 04:34 PM
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Vacation or smash the PC up?

A vacation can last 7 - 14 days and you should have it out of you system by then!

Smash the PC up and you will have some short term satisfaction!

Either way, They will both be over too soon and the real world looms... Oh well such is LIFE!
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